The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.
by Dogsarecuteamdsoareyou May 18, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He's the kind of guy you love spending time with. He's always there for you no matter what. He has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Patrick is really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
by kikiagirld November 7, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by logeybearxp December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.
Patrick
by Sarah Ben March 8, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. usually looks like a fly wearing goggles. he also can't pull for his life and he will NEVER EVER share his toe nail clippers. when his done using his toe nail clippers, he licks them clean. and he is a homosexual, not a pedophile.
by blind_squirrel September 13, 2022
Get the James Patrick Galvinmug. A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
by InternetAuntie June 6, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. by Peter ;) October 16, 2023
Get the Patrickmug.