by AustinSmith53 October 25, 2015
Get the Blake johnsonmug. This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
Get the The Johnson Cursemug. Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.
by X.2 August 28, 2019
Get the Benjamin Johnsonmug. A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)
Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.
by Speedfox64 October 27, 2017
Get the john johnsonmug. Person One : “Man my life has been so hard ever since my wife left me and my house blew up
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
by TommyJohnson2005 April 5, 2021
Get the Tommy Johnsonmug. by Videos.com April 16, 2022
Get the Harry Johnsonmug. Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
by bingo6924 January 29, 2022
Get the Landon Johnsonmug.