Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

by MasterFast December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

To fornicate; to have sex

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.

by tcamack December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 14, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

Pie catching

It's like a golden shower, but worse...

Chris was a total piss queen, but he decided to spice it up with some pie catching.

by Doyo October 28, 2013

Deadliest Catch

Very similar to a dirty Sanchez, However with this instead of running your finger under her/his nose you will fish hook them with that dirty finger

when I was hitting from the back I gave her the deadliest catch.

by tergold1973 November 10, 2013

Catching mellows

A surfers way of saying" relaxing ".

Yeah bro I was totally catching mellows yesterday.

by thatmixedkidmatt March 4, 2015