Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018
Get the Ketchup Cannonmug. A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.
by DavidSlave September 7, 2021
Get the PJ Cannonmug. When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
by Cream master December 1, 2021
Get the Loaded Cannonmug. The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
by doc6104 October 5, 2023
Get the Tazmanian Cannonmug. The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
Get the cannon shitmug. Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.
by CinnamonToasties June 6, 2009
Get the Pansy-Cannonmug. A shy person who you would think stays home all day playing video games but is instead looking for his next unwanted wildwood visit. He has the brain of a small chicken and also drives like one, cannon is not the person you want to drive with! he also most likely lives on a golf course which makes him better than you.
by minecraftslayer93 May 14, 2023
Get the Cannonmug.