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Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.
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Slumber pool

A late-night Uber Pool packed full of passed-out passengers.

Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
1: “You drank 12 Monacos last night before you disappeared - how did you even get home?”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
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pool

when you put the drinking stuff in a hole and swim in in
by joyful coffee June 15, 2021
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Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled
by Muppet23 October 10, 2021
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Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
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Pool Champion

An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.
Boy Howdy there goes that pool champion. You know
by Montana Welter December 23, 2019
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dead pool

A swimming pool filled by people who like to swear / curse a lot.
At that party, the vibe was so wild the swimming pool becomes a "dead pool", with everyone tossing around curse words like they were diving into the water!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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