Phantom Down Syndrome

When somebody doesn’t have Down Syndrome but they look like they should

Bella Ramsey and Halle Bailey have Phantom Down Syndrome

by Sexier Boomhauer April 24, 2025

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

Phantom of the Opera

A little bitch who doesn't tell shit about themselves

"is that girl the phantom of the Opera or what?"

by Wolfie_the_winged December 23, 2018

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.

What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?

by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

phantom song

a song that gets stuck in your head even though you haven't heard it recently nor have been reminded of it by anything but this sudden moment it starts repeating in your head

person 1: man I have barracuda stuck in my head
person 2: but you haven't heard that in a while
person 1: I know man it's a phantom song

by Negroratory mammal October 13, 2021

Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016