Pita Butt

A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in older women who primarily wear mom jeans

A: "Dude I'm so into cougars right now"

B: "Yeah but I hate when everything is all saggy"

A: "Saggy boobs don't bother me. I just can't stand when they have Pita Butt"

B: "Yeah. Pita Butt reminds me too much of my mom."

by jcafe13 October 18, 2008

butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"

Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.

by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011

X-butt

The butt you get from playing way too much Xbox.

Me: are you ever gonna use that kinect or are you just gonna let that X-butt keep going?

Her: Imma do whatevah I want... pass me them cheetos.

by wailamoa January 10, 2012

butt scoliosis

an ass that caves inwards

damn mia has such butt scoliosis she is not thic with any c’s

by mia’s flat ass December 11, 2018

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

Blazing Butts

The act of farting super fast , super loud, and super long.

Shaq and Kevin Hart were eating Taco Bell, then shaq farts and then Kevin Hart says damn shaq you’re Blazing Butts.

by Matho laga February 3, 2023

Butt Perfume

various odours sprayed from ones anus, directly on someones skin.leaving the wearer with a pungent butt perfume odour.

"yo Tayla, what's the scent you got on"
"its Hayley's butt perfume"
"how'd yo get that"
"are you daft? she needs to fart on you dude"

by Bigstick_69__ August 26, 2016