shart

when you consume taco bell and start pissing out your ass

yo, i just ate taco bell... i sharted through my pants :(

by VeroLuvsU March 15, 2024

Shimmy Shart

It’s a move- when you shift your weight onto one leg and left the other one slightly, then shake (shimmy) your leg in a fast back and forth motion while farting violently.

My girlfriend and I got in an argument today because I tried to do a Shimmy Shart in front of her dad and stepmom and it led to a Hershey squirt on their couch.

by Queeater14 August 17, 2025

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

badussy shart

When you shart while having sex with three people

“Oh No! I badussy shart”

by Bidussty October 27, 2021

Shart

when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky

"Oh shart oh shart!"
"Shat?"
"SHART"

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

shart

the shit that is worst than the average

i just shit sharted the bathroom
shart

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020