Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!
by caaaaaa May 16, 2006
Get the Cleavland Sockmug. The act of skeeting (Sperming) in a condom, letting it sit for a few minutes until it liquifies, then slapping someone in the face with it.
by Michael McAllister May 18, 2007
Get the Rotten Sockmug. by tm5375 July 30, 2007
Get the rocks in socksmug. The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.
Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
Get the socks & sandalsmug. The sentence usually follows a question like . "where do you work" or "Occupation ?". Which means you sell/distribute drugs..
(A lot of people store it in their socks to stop detection).
(A lot of people store it in their socks to stop detection).
by xfazzx January 7, 2009
Get the In my sockmug. the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."
When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.
by weave September 1, 2003
Get the SOCK SNOTmug. Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.
Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.
by Lover90 December 5, 2009
Get the Slipper Socksmug.