Reeses Dog Treat

When a girl shits herself then a guy with peanut butter on his dick fucks her in her ass and he nuts and lets the dog eat the stuffings

Guy 1: Yea she let me do the reeses dog treat on her last night it was awesome
Guy 2: ur weird

by BigAnalLicker June 2, 2020

Koala dog

When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.

You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain

by Maudota12 December 13, 2017

dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time

Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”

by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023

not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian March 21, 2016

dogs

A common NZ phrase used to indicate disdain. Another word for shitty.
Is also used to describe someone who is either selfish and/or usually does scummy things.

Hozza: "That girl Beth thinks I'm gay, she tryna hook me up with her faggot ass mates n' what not - might just send her a dick pic to clear things up"
Reg: "Ehh that's pretty dogs yo"

"We all wanted ellie in the band, so she was gonna be lead but then dave didn't like looking at her crimson looking horse face so he cut her out"
"Haha what a dogs cunt! True doe, she does have a long ass head"

by nutinthebutt June 9, 2018

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham in a hot dog bun commonly served with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of hot dogs and bread but we have ham and hot dog buns, looks like ham dogs again.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 23, 2025

dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018