stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.

A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.

by Netsharpshooter October 10, 2016

Cock Smirk

The look a gym thot gives you at the sports hub when you are wearing your uni suit

Yo bois, just got a cock smirk from a 10/10

by Djeisndjd February 12, 2020

Where’s My Cock At?

A fun game to play during sex.
When balls deep in someone you question what part of them you are in.

Usually asked when you want to know what pet name someone has for their body parts.

“Where’s my cock at?”
“It’s in my ass.”

“It’s deep in my Fuckhole”

by Kaytee Ring May 26, 2025

cock

1, a chicken, especially a rooster
2. a dick, especially a large one

1. that's a huge cock!
2. that's a huge cock!

by the random. February 16, 2022

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021