Resting Boston face

When you look mean, but you’re really just from Boston…. And you’re mean.

I stayed far away from that guy over at the bar with the Guinness and the resting Boston face.

by Dot rat 999 August 8, 2023

Peasant-faced

To have a face that is ugly and resembles that of a person in the lower class.

I could tell that girl was from the slums, she is so peasant-faced.

by Master Excederin July 13, 2009

pie face mouth

When someone says with your pie face mouth that means when you talk so much and you get on someone nerves and you talk every 5 minutes you find something to talk about and walk around talking.

You talk to much with your pie face mouth with your ulgy tail.

by Niyah_lovelyae23 May 10, 2018

face cunt

Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.

Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.

by IkuraEater August 12, 2014

Smiley Face

Something so charmingly beautiful you can perform oral sex to it.

"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."
- Ralph Sepe

by Anony. Res June 28, 2023

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Double faced entendre

Some one who has two totally different personalities. One side being the one they use with you being and angel but as soon as you’re not around they’re a devil.

Person 1: Dude you need to leave her, she’s a double faced entendre

Person 2: What dies that even mean?
Person 1: it means you haven’t seen the other crappy side of her

by Definition Monger September 26, 2021