crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014

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Asshole Face

when calling them a dick head isnt enough

Kelly you're an asshole face bitch

by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019

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A common phrase used throughout the state of Florida. If a person's face is “gator”, he/she is a well respected, well-known, protected person in the hood or multiple hoods. This kind of person is able to move how they want and do pretty much whatever in the hood.

Homeboy 1: “I never go to the west side, I don’t feel safe over there”

Homeboy 2: “My face gator on that side, you good with me”

by GFKay June 6, 2024

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Face Baggery

To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.

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Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.

Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.

by Nutty Tech October 26, 2015

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Gray-facing

The act of using one's status as an individual who developed gray hair unusually early in life to feign ignorance, avoid responsibilities or or physical labor, or otherwise reap tangible or societal benefits generally reserved for the elderly.

Michael spent all day sitting on his couch saying he was "too old for this" and acting like he didn't understand anything, he's totally gray-facing again

by Sivart Nnamediew April 4, 2023

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