Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Boochie ball

Little pebbles of shit in ball form

Also used as an insult if you want

I just shit out some boochie balls

You look like a boochie ball

by Boochie ball March 18, 2024

Fur-ball

when you take a rabbit and stick it inside and spilling the semen to where it fluffs and blows him up then pull it out and stick the balls into a rabbits mouth and he turns into a duck.

wanna do a fur-ball with dunkin

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Ball sweater

Someone who try's so hard that their balls sweat. Ball Sweats or Ball Sweaters are especially found in Call of Duty games.

Gamer #1 : Dang that guy on the other team is going 38-0...he is a ball sweater.
Gamer #2 : Yeah I bet he keeps a bowl under his balls to hold all his sweat.

by Swagonometery May 18, 2017

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016

ball joint

A club with about fifty guys all staring at the only female in the whole place.

How was Johnny's Hideaway tonight...lot of talent there? No, it was a total ball joint.

by firstbornunicorn21 April 28, 2025

Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case

Jazz “ They Took My Balls”
Me “Ofc they would”

by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020