put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023

Better Chill Out

A phrase used in many memes to refer to food that somehow looks sexually suggestive.

"My eggs better chill out"

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 20, 2023

deck someone out

to beat someone up, typically used as slang by surrey jacks

surrey jack 1: imma deck you out

surrey jack 2: damn pull up then

random 1: yo surrey jack 1 decided to deck someone out and he lost
random 2: fr?? he’s a goof

by vanillaleaf December 23, 2022

Knock you out

It’s when someone is in love with a person so they have little play fights (flirting) which means you have W RIZZ

Girl: You smell

Man: I’m gonna knock you out now if you don’t shutup

by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 14, 2023

Going Out Shirt

A sole trusted garment usually worn by a man coming to the end of his social lifecycle.

When a male believes himself to be in his prime he will either carefully or indiscriminately choose from a wide variety of garments for the wide variety of social occasions his youth and social status offers. At this point in his life the male subjectively believes all such garments 'looks good on him'. As the male ages he naturally becomes subjectively and objectively less 'in his prime' and studies have shown that there is a negative correlation between the 'distance from prime', the number of social events available for attendance, and the number of garments trusted to grace these occasions. When a male declines to the point they have next to no social interactions, the number of shirts that are subjectively ok for going out dwindles to just one. Please note at this point the suitability of the shirt is purely subjective, as there is also a correlation between distance from prime and fashion blindness. Objectively the shirt may be hideous or simply be fashion from the wrong decade. Once a male is down to one shirt he can never go back up to two or more, the shirt is the shirt and although it may be replaced (depending on how long the male tries to string it out), there is only ever one at this point. At this juncture the man can objectively be described as wearing 'his going out shirt" (singular).

Oh look, Ian must be staying out, he's in his going out shirt.

by DevSecOpsMan July 14, 2023

Emily finds out

Emily finds out was a popular meme throughout 2020-2022 which featured a typically an ASMR audio and a young girl (most likely under 10) “finding out” she is a insert style/aesthetic. She would make a Snapchat post about it, making the background color fit the style. (for example, goth=black) She would then write a few sentences that typically would say something similar to “I JUST FOUND OUT I’M style!” In the same sentence, (and the next) she would then spam emojis that fit the style. (for example, preppy=🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋💕💕💕💕💕💕💕✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻) She would typically add these amount of emojis after each sentence. Another thing she typically added in her post was similar to “IF YOU’RE NOT STYLE THEN DON’T COME NEAR ME!” Of course, with tons of emojis. One last thing she’d add was a “Mix your 5 recent emojis” and “Mine: insert 5 most recent emojis” typically with a neon font.

While scrolling through Shorts, I found an Emily finds out meme.

by Pannwinner1 July 25, 2023

bro me out

When your bro takes his immaculate meat and creates a new cavern inside your anus. - BS

Bro, I’m gunna need you to bro me out. Bro. -BS

by Sphincterflex May 15, 2023