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Alosiugga Syndrome

Someone with dirt particles, who has long singular hairs protruding from their bodies, and has eyes facing opposite directions. This wors also describes someone who often drools, due to the fact that they can never keep their tongue in their mouths.
Person 1: Why does that thing have random hairs and excessive drool?

Person 2: Oh, that's just because they have Alosiugga Syndrome .
by beckyjones December 19, 2022
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WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME

A disease that’s nearly impossible to cure, someone who has rights. Infects white, cisgender males, and causes them to love America and the military.
"Yeah... Alex has WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME - He has too many rights and loves America far too much."
by aTransMasc December 20, 2022
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Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers
Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022
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Flix syndrome

An extremely rare hereditary medical disorder in where the affected persons brain shrinks to the size of hitlers remaining shriveled up testicle thus causing them to act and behave much like a small primate
Hot Goth 1 "hey, do you see that guy over there trying to have sex with a cardboard cutout of Macaulay Caulkin?

Hot Goth 2 "poor guy must have flix syndrome"

Also fuck you flix you suck donkey ass
by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022
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Andkon Derangement Syndrome

Andkon Derangement Syndrome (ADS) is a serious mental health disorder that impairs and damages the Limbic system of the brain causing intense effects such as seething, malding, balding, schizophrenia, obsession and paranoia often shown as hatred towards the prolific individual called Andkon's Reich and his ideals.
Those who suffer from Andkon Derangement Syndrome may say things like:

"Andkon's a Jew, Mulatto, Nonwhite"

or any other derogatory conspiracy theory directed or implied towards Andkon's Reich
by AZog Battalion December 24, 2022
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New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome
by KingAlban December 25, 2022
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Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
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