National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day

It’s in the title itself, The day happens on March 17th. On this day, you must eat a c00lkidd body pillow for literally zero reason.

Awh shit, “National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day” is coming up! We are so fuckin done for.

by potato devourer April 4, 2025

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National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.

I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!

by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025

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National Bully Rose(becca) Day

Hate on Rose and make her sad day, Oct. 5

"Today is National Bully Rose(becca) Day! Let's make her sad!"

by Ambrosi April 5, 2025

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National get yo dihh suck

National get yo dihh sucked is a day you get yo dihh suck

Damn bro it’s national get yo dihh sucked get on yo knees and suck ma dihh

by KamrynWTH April 7, 2025

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National Gabriela Day

Today is a day where you celebrate the great Spanish Gabriela. Gabriela is a Spanish fiery red head who is known for her never-ending studies and uniquely humorous personality. Be sure to give your Gabriela a big hug and a finger up the ass since she’s probably into that. Have an awesome day freakiela!

National Gabriela Day is a day to celebrate YOUR Gabriela. In this case, MY Gabriela.

by Tintard April 8, 2025

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