cock sketcher

Any individual that can easily "draw" a mental image of a giant dick within seconds flat.

I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!

by Theshattalker April 3, 2017

cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.

Damn that dude is a cock swankler!

by Cock swankler April 6, 2017

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Skeeto Cock

A form/process of rape involving Knocking out a bitch and forcing her to jerk you off or else you will rape her younger sister and her father!

HEY BITCH, DONT SAY A WORD OR ILL SHow U Skeeto Cock!

by LILSKEETO April 11, 2017

Cock pancake

Pancake with a rooster

I love cock pancakes!

by Mm.lol.pablo April 20, 2017