pussy muck

When you bite into a pussy like a turkey sandwich and chew it to mush

man i love pussy muck

by Captian Corcoran September 01, 2015

Pussy cock

When your dick is so tiny it looks like a fucking pussy

Yo tryna suck ma dick yerrr got you g, yo your dick so small that shit look like a pussy cock

by Fuck nigga smelly dick February 09, 2020

pussy flute

Well you see...
It's just a pussy flute.
No definition needed.
You just know...

John: What time is it?
Mary: Pussy flute
John: Understandable, have a nice day

by Dr. Purtle April 08, 2021

Mcdouble Pussy

Used to describe a woman with low sexual value, typically synonymous with "hoe" and "thot". It is derived from her genitals being worth that of a Mcdouble.

"Bro you see Keisha recently, she's bad as fuck."
"Nah bro everyone's had that Mcdouble Pussy."

by Fatfuckingballs99 April 19, 2023

Pussy Wet

A women that's is soaked.

Help she is pussy wet someone get her a towel.

by momothemaster99 March 07, 2024

Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!

by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023

Dumpster Pussy

When she lives in a literal dumpster, but you smash anyway. WET

MCBootyFresh loves Dumpster Pussy

by MCBootyFresh July 13, 2022