dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

will dog

A fucking g

Will dog is a fucking g

by Fortnitegaymer November 20, 2020

Chilli dog

When a guy shoves his penis in a females ass and when he pulls it out there is shit on the penis.

“Lauren when is the last time u shit u just gave me a chilli dog”.

by Chilli dog master April 17, 2021

Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles

"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"

by DaggerCat February 26, 2014

New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.

Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Horn-Dog

Someone who doesn’t care about friendships and dates their friends love interest because they’re horny.

I can’t believe Pablo talked to the girl you liked even though you told him not to, he’s such a Horn-Dog.

by Cheech LLC February 6, 2020

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025