rock your shit

To warn somebody that you will fight them.
To say that you will fight somebody.

Yo, don't fucking play with me, I will rock your shit.

by Eamani June 24, 2006

taste like shit

Comparable to the derivative of when terrible food tastes "like shit" well, have you TASTED shit before? You would ASSUME that it has an awful taste but I bet if you gave it a shot it wouldn't be as bad as you think. DO NOT SWALLOW! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!

Son: Yuck, mom this slop you made for dinner taste like SHIT!
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.

by Dingle dingus November 9, 2013

shitting in my mailbox

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.

Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020

Shit got real

When a situation changes from the tame and quotidian to the unfamiliar and hazardous, shit gets real. Shit getting real can lead to unexpected and potentially life-threatening consequences. If you believe shit may soon become real, the best thing to do is to get real yourself by staying calm and maintaining an awareness of your surroundings.

"I noticed the guy walking behind me for several blocks was starting to close the distance between us. I made some unusual turns in an attempt to shake him. But he was still following, and was now in spitting distance. And then shit got real."

by Wyrdbyrd September 10, 2011

Talk your shit

It basically means talk the shit you’ve been wanting to say for ages to whoever whatever whenever

“Yes girl talk your shit tell that boy what’s good”

by jonah from tonga February 1, 2020

Shit's goin down

An expression used commonly to refer to a seemingly impending fight or confrontation that will usually result in someone or multiple persons getting the shit beat out of them. Often heard when one person insults another's mother or girlfriend and the man insulted enough is ready to flip.

He just hit on big Mike's girl.
Dude, shit's goin down.

by dawg47 May 31, 2010

What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz

bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?

by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009