Caribbean Pussy Eater

A senior male originally from Newfoundland. He currently resides in Ontario, but likes to eat pussy simultaneously/concurrently while vacationing in Cuba, specifically. His impressive sexual prowess makeshim a hero of sorts to younger generations who have seemingly forgot the fine art of pussy eating. The fact that a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' demands a minimum of two pussies/session only adds to his mystique and honed skills. A 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' typically has the following legal name - "Herb" Or, as their dedicated followers like to appropriately call them "Hugh".

Jason: "Yes ba, how are ya?"

Michael: "Good ba, one me way to Herbs for a drink"

Jason: "How's herb ba?"
Michael: "He just got back from Cuba and get this: he had a threesome with two young ones from Pictou, Nova Scotia. They both recently went through divorces and hit it off with Herb when they discovered he was a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater'".
Jason: "Man! I had no clue herb was a Caribbean Pussy Eater. He needs to teach us his methods"

Michael:"Fucking right he does!"

by JayBrew March 15, 2024

Pussy Pulp

When a girls period blood is chunky from her uterus lining

“Hey babe you wanna come try my pussy pulp :D”

“FUCK NO”

by Glow_stikk March 16, 2024

autistic pussy slayer

people with autism slay the most pussy out here

omg have you seen the big o he's such a autistic pussy slayer

by Archie2353 March 17, 2024

Pussy Whipped

The definition of Pussy Whipped is Jack Tulley sniffing Kira Cockrams shitter. HE IS ALWAYS UP HER BATTY!

I cant take this banter anymore boys. I AM PUSSY WHIPPED.

by TopShaggah March 18, 2024

Pussy Woman

The correct name for 'Cat girls' that most people choose not to use. Those people are retarded and wrong

Grit: Cat girls make me hard

Twig: Gross plus it's pussy woman you fucking sex haver

by PoopLake69 March 20, 2024

Pussy scalp

The area above the pussy lips where the pubic hair is. Sometimes know a the FUPA.

I got cornrows braided with the hair on my pussy scalp.

by SupaDupaFUPA March 20, 2024

pussy floof

When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.

These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.

by Hotnurse2020 March 21, 2024