dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 02, 2021

Prickly prairie dog

A sexual position or act. I think it involves an old man’s nose hairs and carpet burn, but all I know for sure is there was definitely alcohol and I’m still paying the brothels insurance for it

Bro I was eating some tacos and I think I accidentally gave one the prickly prairie dog!!! Went up like a match!!!!

by Fucking fire me Kevin. June 07, 2022

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

dog kin

A person treated as family due to a non-family relationship

We became so close to my son's now ex girlfriend she became a dog kin member of the family.

by StanDaMann June 20, 2022

King the dog

A dog who is a brat who will steal ur food bite u act innocent eats the floor

King the dog as in brat king the dog who acts innocent

by King the dog November 23, 2020

ramp dog

A ramp dog is a dog that is chained to the side of a cattle grid or cattle ramp to assist in stopping stock trying to cross. (Also see chain dog)

A ramp dog will generally become crazy and bark at everything!!

That dog dont belong in town. It barks to much, she’d be a bloody good ramp dog!!

by Ironjack308 March 02, 2019

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi July 04, 2006