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Sex memes

The most basic and shittest form of memes that people would usually post on sites like reddit, tumblr, or porn websites that would usually end up unfunny 90 percent of the time. Typically by horny people who wished to be laid trying their very hard take at being funny by using sex topics to fill their desires, sometimes with incest, hentai, or groomer bait slapped on it.

Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.

Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:

Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Example for average sex memes:

"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"

*NICECOCK.PNG*

Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
by Kilroy wasn't here December 18, 2023
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MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.
MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed
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Sex in Gymnastics

You're in luck if you manage to have a female coach, she might say "follow me," and bring you to the storage room, were it's just you and her. It's a good thing to fuck a coach, because for what I know, they all are THICC.
My coach and I were having sex in Gymnastics.
by ftfuftf March 3, 2019
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Sex shitter

When someone can't control their bowls when they orgasims... They shit at the same time as they climax .
That Babcock , he's a real sex shitter.
Look at that little sex shitter go
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Sex

To have a vape shesh with the boys in a public school bathroom.

Commonly used in the northern Wisconsin region.
by Mr. Builder January 30, 2024
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Sex Facade

A front to hide your sexual related purchase
I needed condoms and Astro Glide for a sexual encounter but I was too embarrassed so I bought a birthday card To cover my purchase so the clerk thought it was for someone else. A total sex facade.
by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2020
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Phone sex

Having casually having sex or sexual acrivity while having conversation to or with someone over the phone. The other person is not aware of the sexual activity on the other line.

Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.

By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class

*jizzes on the floor*

Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
by Eruditelord July 21, 2025
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