face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.

Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty

by Pinkspi January 18, 2009

Macking Face Heavy

To make out with someone extremely hard, so much so that it's like you're eating each other's faces. You can add a comma before heavy just to add extra emphasis, maybe change your tone for it, too.

Yeah man I was walking to class and there was this hallway couple macking face heavy.

by RattHead April 20, 2025

Imp Face

A term used to describe someone with an ugly, troll-like face.

That dude over there is such an imp face, just look at him! He's hideous!

by Sirberlinnh June 11, 2017

Face Baggery

To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.

-OR-
Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.

Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.

by Nutty Tech October 26, 2015

Face Gator

A common phrase used throughout the state of Florida. If a person's face is “gator”, he/she is a well respected, well-known, protected person in the hood or multiple hoods. This kind of person is able to move how they want and do pretty much whatever in the hood.

Homeboy 1: “I never go to the west side, I don’t feel safe over there”

Homeboy 2: “My face gator on that side, you good with me”

by GFKay June 6, 2024

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014

face video

A music video focusing exclusively or almost-exclusively on the singer's face -- perhaps most famously in recent memory, Sia's "Buttons". Often shares similarities the walking video.

1: Come to my house, we're filming a music video for my band
2: What, like a face video? As if you could even pull THAT off.

by noreallyitsnot August 3, 2009