National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x

“Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”

by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021

National BFF day

A day where you and your bsf have fun with each other and get closer!

Girl: Hey bff! Wanna spent national BFF day with me?
Bff: yeah sure ofc!

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

National tackle vyom day

go to your friend vyom and absolutely deck him

Hey! lets tackle our friend vyom! happy national tackle vyom day

by soaphia2002 February 9, 2025

National see gf ass day

It’s national see girlfriend ass day that means tell your girl what day it is and get a pic

October 19

Hey babe guess what,

It’s national see gf ass day!

by Mrfreakyfreak October 19, 2025

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021