double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.

Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!

by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger January 24, 2012

Dog-juice

When a puppy/dog rubs nose all over a window leaving a residue to dry and leave a stain

Oh that is some dank Dog-juice.

by DUMBTHUMBS June 02, 2014

teriyaki dog

often substituted for what are commonly referred to as 'teriyaki beef sticks' in some lower-end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence in the back alley of an assortment of dogs, which changes daily. also look for the variety of missing dog posters on nearby utility poles.

'hi, i'll have the kung pao chicken, the shrimp lo mein, and a large order of teriyaki dog'

by carlton berry August 17, 2007

dog man

dog man from dog man made by nurse lady friended by chief

Dog Man
Dog Man: Unleashed
Dog Man: A Tale Of Two Kitties
Dog Man: And Cat Kid
Dog Man: Lord Of The FLEAS
Dog Man: Brawl Of The Wild
Dog Man: For Whom The Ball Rolls
Dog Man: Fetch-22
Dog Man: Grime And Punishment
Dog Man: Mothering Heights

by Orrinpants November 01, 2021

Dog Man

A mixture between a dog and a man you fucking idiot.

CallMeCarson was definitely onto something when discussing the dog man
The dog man is into sexual peeing and is real

by CoolCat2004 February 24, 2020

dog man

a dog and a man were both dying so they took Greg the dog's body and sewed it to the man's body.

i gonna read a dog man book

by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 12, 2022