Ella-syndrome

An addiction to a girl named Ella. When you encounter her, you don’t ever want to leave her. Her beauty and personality make you want more of her presence

Munapha suffers from a severe case of Ella-syndrome

by Munella December 2, 2022

white man syndrome

One who is unable to take spice, does not have the ability to tolerate spice. Cannot be confused with not liking spice.

A: "Look at him, he cannot take spice at all, only can take ketchup!"
B: "Really, he has white man syndrome! HAHA"

by therealwormbo December 4, 2022

Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

Fortnite syndrome

When something becomes so big it can never truly die out

Fortnite will never die due to Fortnite Syndrome

by Half eaten cheeto December 7, 2022

HLP Syndrome

HLP Syndrome, also knows as Humongously Large Penis Syndrome, affects approximately .001% of the male population on Earth. It can cause uterine encroachment in female partners which can be severely painful. Due to this, individuals diagnosed with HLP Syndrome have a harder time staying in relationships once partners experience this syndrome. The month of June has officially been declared HLP Awareness Month.

When I was traveling from BNA to TPA, I got pulled out of line by security and I had to embarrassingly explain to them about my HLP Syndrome as they thought I was carrying an unexploded ordnance in my pants.

by Lauuson December 9, 2022

Alvesta Syndrome

When a person randomly and frequently visits Sweden, for no apparent reason. Also has a tendency to purchase the bun known locally as "kanelbullar".

Marcus, its time to stop! You'll cath the Alvesta syndrome carrying on like this!

by thatdanishguy December 13, 2022

Cat-Person Syndrome

Also known as autism.

"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."

by AlephSue December 13, 2022