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U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.
Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”
by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022
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Cactus-Pussy

When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.
"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."
by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 24, 2025
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Fat Pussy

In general context it is a very good thing to "have a fat pussy". The vagina is very tight, very moist, and has exceptionally beauty to look at. Most of not all women stride to ever have a half decent pussy, but all would kill to have a fat one. View Nicole Wood's personal collection to obtain a more realistic image of what all women wish they had.
"Damn baby, you have the fattest pussy (fat pussy)" a nigguh would die for.
by The814Hammer September 9, 2025
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Pussy Pong

It’s similar to beer pong, but the cups are pocket pussies, the beer is piss, and the balls are anal beads.
I am a 2x Pussy Pong champ.
by Yeetyeettripleskeet December 9, 2019
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Pre Pussy Jitters

Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)
Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters
by Halvworld July 31, 2020
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Spider Pussy

getting fingered is spider pusey as hell 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️
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