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Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 25, 2022
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Puppy face

How niggas look at you when they want some wings
*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings

Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour

Person 1: *Puppy face

Person 2: *sigh

“Alright fine”
by Ncthh5 June 18, 2023
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irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.
"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"
by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023
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resting gamer face

that ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game
(blank stare and mouth breathing)
bro jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr.
by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024
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ice my face

Asking your partner to cum into a container and place it in the freezer. After which it is chilled to be poured onto the body of the requester.
Her: Babe could you ice my face?
Him: Kinda kinky, sure!
by BryansBeans July 21, 2022
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The Piss Face

The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!
Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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UR FACE

It is the front of your head. it includes your mouth and nose. DO NOT FORGET EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is also LOL 10. How cool!
UR FACE WAS DA BEST LOLOLOLOL.
by Cidroclaw October 21, 2019
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