Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Bald Face

Person that’s easy to draw, No unique features.

She Got A Bald Face Or, Yo Face Bald As Hell

by GooneyMan01 January 12, 2024

Face-Dependent

Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.

Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake

Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

Ur face

The best comeback of all time to any insult.

Person 1: "That makes no sense"
Person 2: "Your face makes no sense" (W comeback)

by biggiecheeseisthebest February 16, 2023

Fuck Face

Jarred

Fuck Face: a person who steals your project that you've worked on for a while.

by Doctor Who S11 E4 October 30, 2018

whole lotta face

When your head is proportionately larger than the rest of your body.

Damn she is a toothpick but her face is so big... What a whole lotta face.

by BabyJ_27 February 14, 2014

sniffer face

someone who looks like they smell fart all the time.rude , snoty,

so you smell some thing? you just look like that.,your a sniffer face.

by trinity gutierrez April 28, 2006