jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.

Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.

by hyphrr January 18, 2018

Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

COCK MILK

A discusting way of describing cum

Ew did he just call your cum "cock milk"

by Yearsofsaturn January 21, 2018

cock scratchers

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

by Madness18 January 23, 2018

bla-cock

when juno calypso steals your work

man you got totally bla-cock'ed in the latest issue of W mag

by dbaggy88 January 26, 2018

shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.

Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.

by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018

40 cm long ginger cock

The cock of a real OGG

"Lmao this dude has a 40 cm long ginger cock!"
"i know its ogg"

by dobbelnigg January 31, 2018