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CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."
Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.
by MP is here June 20, 2022
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Boner Face

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.
Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.
by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017
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double-faced entendre

Hi Joe, you use this to say Hi Joe
Hi joe hello Double-faced entendre Hi Joe
Hi joe: double-faced entendre
Joe: double-faced entendre
Hi Joe
by Heyyy Joe June 23, 2021
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Rock Face

That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).
Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.
by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014
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Bitch Face Sprung

Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.

These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.
James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.

Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.
by Solidus84 February 3, 2023
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Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.
Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?
by J409 September 15, 2025
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mooking face

N. A mental state triggered by extacy or MDMA.

V. When faces melt into themselves after using Molly.
"Yo I was mooking face for hours"

"I looked into the mirror and saw my mooking face"
by trauma kilo July 11, 2016
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