Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 07, 2023

Cozain Syndrome

When the eyes look very red as opposed to the normal white coloring of the eyeball.

Dude, do you have the cozain syndrome? Your eyes are lookin really red.

by caillou.lover November 26, 2020

Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.

My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.

by The Cap N' August 21, 2023

Rolling hill syndrome

When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?

Person 1: I just think we are different people

Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome

by Alphaking711 November 09, 2022

Sasha Syndrome

When a girl likes a guy for 5 minutes and then decides she only wants him as a friend

"Oh my god the date was so good, I love his personality and he's so cute, but I think I wanna keep him as a friend"

"Damn...you got Sasha Syndrome huh...?"

by Firelørd Sedjrø August 11, 2022

Dino-Syndrom

Das Dino-Syndrom ist eine schwere Krankheit, die für einen Typen steht, der einen anderen Vater hat, als er denkt, ist 150 cm „groß“ ist und so verdammt hässlich. Oh, fast vergessen, er stinkt!

z.B.:
„Hey guys ich expose Frauen“
„Guck mal wie hässlich ich bin, ich hab das Dino-Syndrom“

by DinoKelb May 08, 2023

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023