late onset redneck syndrome

a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:

Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.

Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.

Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.

Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.

Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .

by lefpudeler December 10, 2023

Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings

You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023

Buckley Syndrome

when a person with working class Irish Catholic roots gets a little taste of wealth and then tries to present themself to others as snobby, aristocratic and British in an attempt to appear more sophisticated than they really are. People with a severe case of this disease sometimes speak in bogus transatlantic accents. Named after William F. Buckley, pretentious host of the TV show Firing Line that ran for over 30 years.

Rick: hey, you wanna text Johnny to see if he's down to smoke some weed?

James: nah, he's got Buckley Syndrome ever since that ambulance chaser helped him win that lawsuit. He only smokes Benson and Hedges now.

by ManHoodForReal72 December 13, 2023

Kaiden syndrome

When you just love to make peanut butter jelly sandwiches but instead of peanut butter you put your shit on instead

Person one : hey bro can you make me a pb sandwich x

Person two : ye no problem hehehe (puts shit on instead of peanut butter) i guess i have kaiden syndrome.

by Jimmy batman December 14, 2023

skibidi syndrome

a made-up illness that causes children who are addicted to YouTube shorts to hide inside boxes and toilets singing the Skibidi song and pretending to be Skibidy toilets.

that Chinese kid has skibidi syndrome what can we do about it?

by skididylover December 14, 2023

kaiden syndrome

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Hey I think I have kaiden syndrome

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by Jimmy batman December 14, 2023

post sleepover syndrome

that empty feeling you get the morning after you have a sleepover with the homies

i cannot do shit today, i got post sleepover syndrome

by anthjarx December 14, 2023