curse of the onegin

When you have only fucked one person and too much time has passed without fucking a second person and you start to develop feelings for your first that you would rather not have but you do. You also develop pmsing episides that did not exist in the days of carefree virginity. You start to feel nostalgic for the days of virginity.

I lost my virginity to this girl four months ago and I haven't scored a second one yet and now my unfortunate feelings for her are developing and I get episodes of pmsing. Yep, this is the curse of the onegin.

by Galactos April 16, 2015

to breathe ones last

To die

Everyone has to breathe ones last someday.

by Ariel Dawn Wales August 19, 2016

sauce up ones

Like throwing up a peace sign as greeting but with only your pointer finger; though usually done with both hands. Generally used as a greeting, or form of recognition among friends, and seeing friends in a public setting.

Originated in southern Minnesota and used mainly in small communities as a sign of friendship.

Person 1: Oh hey there's Emily
Person 2: Cool sauce up ones!

I saw Jessica's mom in the grocery store yesterday, sauced up some ones.

by TolDorkandHondsome August 6, 2016

Teacher force ones

A rare type of pointy flat shoes that are worn by the urban elderly community. We call them forces ones because they can be worn to the club and tossed on for a game of one on one a later be worn to a funeral.

Sidney always looks shob in her teacher force ones.

by Winter j January 22, 2017

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017

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by badiselcazador October 15, 2017

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018