Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
by 1veryangrybuddhist February 15, 2011
by LegendAryi April 02, 2015
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
by penis beaker October 10, 2013
A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
by Cockbig May 30, 2017