Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg January 9, 2025

kill me dead

killing someone dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?

by painallha December 8, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

by Cherry ♥️ June 10, 2023