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Pull a kale

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends
Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
by Pull a kale April 20, 2020
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Pulling a Noah

Basically the act of being a pedophile, then continues to completely forget that friends exist and focus all his time on a 6 year-old.
Person 1: Hey How's Brian?
Person 2: Oh it's fucking horrible, he's Pulling a Noah
by GGigidygigidy69 August 26, 2022
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Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.
Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew
by Litty john November 16, 2019
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Pulled an Apple

Suing someone, because you claim you invented it or it resembles an idea or concept you had. Meanwhile it's been around long before you came up with the idea. This can even be the simplest of ideas.
Shaun: You hear about Steve?

John: No, what happened?

Shaun: He claims that Bill stole his idea of folding his shirts into squares. He's threatening to sue.

John: Sounds like Steve pulled an apple.
by burnie10 August 31, 2012
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Pulling a Trayss

When you mess up an easy clutch in fortnite squads and blame it on lag.
Man that was not lag that caused you to die right there. You are pulling a Trayss!
by Matt Otten June 13, 2018
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Pull ups

Pull ups is a exercise movement where you hang yourself from a bar and pull yourself up, this is a superior form to target the back than lat pull-downs, you can add weight to yourself if you are strong asf and you’ll have massive lats
Do you do pull ups? Yes just look at my back
by Hades 69 March 9, 2024
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Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
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