Sex

Face it we all have no gf

You looked this up because you

A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass

or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af

A is likely

Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass

Guy 2: Good jok- oh.

by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 24, 2024

Sex God

D Gregg

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy

by D Gregg June 6, 2016

Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

sex

babies… just babies-

you: ayo wanna have sex?!?

*random person* uhh why?
you: because i want babies! so sex??
*random person* ok

by mar.. September 24, 2021

sex

shitting in each others mouths. vise versa.

Greg: Let’s have sex, Rodderick!
Rodderick: Yes! I love having sex!

by thegardenfan69 January 16, 2021

sex

okay so it was my aunties 50th birthday and we were staying at a camp me and my family and my cousins and my aunties friends. me and my cousins shared a cabin. and at night he came up to my bunk and said wanna fuck? i said uh ok, i climbed down the ladder and got into his bed. he pulled out his massive 8 inch cock and it was rock hard. i rid it. that was great. lucky we used protection

sex, what everyone wants when they are horny

by hornywetbitch June 12, 2021