National kebab day

14th of February

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb

by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021

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National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October

O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them

by Negraborgari October 9, 2019

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National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

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National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

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National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

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