Sialis Cock

When you take sialis and cock gets so hard that your suck back and 20 years younger

Buddy: yo i took some sialis and i my skin went slurp sucked the soul right outta my but i tell yeah i was hung like a horse for many hours

(Sialis cock) this person must be in the mid 50's and was told the mans skin pretty much just went slurp sucked right back

by Dick dander September 20, 2020

soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.

Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"

by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020

Cock

Another word for penis

That cock is so huge, I don't think I could make it fit

by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023

Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.

I heard that guy has a trunk cock

by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018

cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny

ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"

by ilovelivya December 25, 2023

flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

fat c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny

Omg, I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

by 214B May 18, 2023

cock thighs

When ones thighs resemble a well shaped mastiff (erection) .. OR ... If one is being a smart ass, Cock thighs is often a marvellous name to poke fun at them with

Thanks cock thighs ...

OR

Relax, cock thighs ..

by MeatLamb July 18, 2014