cock gnarbler

One who gnarbles cock

That dude is a fucking cock gnarbler

by not gnarbler September 29, 2023

Cock a doodle moo

When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties

Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal

Friend 1: wanna go to McDonald’s??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!

by toit man December 03, 2020

Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd February 03, 2018

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and nut straight in the air, you preform a 180 and catch the semen in your anus

oh my gawd did you see easton hit the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 03, 2021

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole

oh my gawd did you see that video of easton preform the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 03, 2021

Cock Oil

A Euphemism for for semen. Cock oil refers to the medicinal use of Semen

"I have a sore throat", "You know what fixes that don't you"..... "A Batch of Cock Oil"

by RS2000TOE November 22, 2019