It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025

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There Are No Losses, Straight Finesse....Mhm....Call Me Shalashaska

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025

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hill billy hand me down

When your done fucking your sister and you hand her down to another family member

Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.

by Schwindlers list April 22, 2023

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me gusta

'i like' but espanol

me gusta tu carne

by DiddysVeinyDih March 6, 2023

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You? Your an amazing person who deserves the best, I know things are probably hard to handle rn but it gets better please don't give up, and for ppl who treat you like shit, ignore them drop all your toxic friends even if u have no one if you do, it's better than having them in ur life, being alone at lunch isn't as bad as you think, you will find other ppl that actually make u happy in ur life and if you don't that's okay too, just know I love you, and ik you don't know me but I still love you and that's good

Me to you <3

by Gay_Bob September 3, 2021

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