Participant Zero

A Participant Zero is a no life looser who sits on his fat butt all day looking at pictures of stuff he will never get. He thinks he can actually be cool by talking to people in a rude manor. He tries to flirt with girls and gets rejected because his dick is too small. Not only is he unloved by his family, but he is unloved by the people of his own race. He makes Asians look bad and Bronies of all kinds disgrace him. People die of laughter when they see his chinky face. If you are a Participant Zero, You have no soul.
Ex: " Oh My God! Participant Zero is online! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!"
Ex: " Everyone Throw Tomatoes At the Participant Zero!"
by CupCake304 June 10, 2011
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Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.
I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.
by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021
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The Zero Factor

When society judges people whether they are successful or not by the number of zeros they have accumulated in their bank accounts—when hundredaires and thousandaires are normally overlooked and looked down while millionaires and billionaires are noticed and respected (or even worshipped).
What differentiates the rich and the famous from the poor and the notorious on this side of heaven is not just the fear factor but also the zero factor.
by Numerati December 26, 2024
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zero or-g

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station
We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!
by laserswordofdeath +3 February 26, 2016
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zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 15, 2024
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zero turn

The act of using one tongue to please a women's vagina and anus simultaneously.
Jessica is so fine i'd give her a zero turn on the first night.
by la A-town January 07, 2011
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