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Are You Fucking Serious? 

When the editors of urban dictionary accept definitions for words like: fucktard, trash jenga, chiweiner....etc. but won't accept blue weiler.
"Thanks for your definition of Blue Weiler!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."

"Are You Fucking Serious?"

what the fuck are you doing 

The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....

How are you 

How are you by Krkič March 20, 2020

are you real? 

A way of asking someone if they're being serious, generally in an insulting manner. Equivalent to asking "Are you serious?" in response to a stupid question.
Simpleton: Dude, wanna go run through the cacti?
Dude: Are you real?
are you real? by Jacci O November 6, 2007

Are you dumb 

Toronto slang, you tell someone when they’re acting stupid, or tryna be something they’re not. Pretty casually used, not that serious.
Example 1:
“are u dumb? You know who mans is? I’m not afraid of no wasteman!”
Example 2:
Person 1 - “yo wanna go to timmies grab some timbits and shit?”
Person 2 - “boi are you dumb, I gotta wedding tomorrow, not tryna look like a fucking burnt chicken nugget loll
Are you dumb by kingoftoronto November 29, 2017

Are you faggot? 

Not everyone has the time to say everything they mean, why not kill two birds with one stone? Or in this case throw a handful of jagged rocks as hard as you can into a small pen filled with ducklings.

"Are you faggot" is a way of asking someone if they are serious while simultaneously calling them a faggot.

Ben and JP are playing pingpong and it is a close game, Ben gets faggoted when one of JP's serves just nicks the edge of the table resulting in a loss.

Ben: "Are you faggot?"
Are you faggot? by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009