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Women at 28

So when a women reaches this age. They had enough of taking lots of chad dick. They then realize life is important and time is running out. So instead of banging Joanzy and Johnny and Jameel. They finally would rather talk to a regular guy. But regular men are tired of womens bullshit by that age.
Women at 28 Stacy decided she was going to become a Becky now. Cause she didnt want to be a whore her whole life. But her old friend John was tired of her crap so he left.
by Anon2265 February 27, 2024
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Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.
Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.
by ModernCreek March 6, 2024
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Women raping men

I was talking about it! I'm still talking about it! I'm maligned for continuing to talk about it! But you're too busy holding me prisoner to "what other people will think or what your fuck trophies will see" You're more concerned compelling "right-think" than you are with men's mental health, Chris Williamson.
A retard "Well, if that guy fucking suceeds without working hard then MY KIDS are going ro think THEY don't have to work hard!"

Hym "I'm not beholden to your kids. You aren't an authority. You kids could NEVER succeed without working hard because they're worthless shit. And I CAN because I'm better than you and better than your kids will ever be! And I talk about women raping men all the time. Kendra raped that retard. Nobody has a problem with it but me."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Is Krissy the best Womens 7s player?

The answer people have been waiting for
Is Krissy the best Womens 7โ€™s player in the past 1700 years?
Is Krissy the best Womens 7s player? Heard Chris stated it.
100%, internet never lies
by Mynameisntchris June 15, 2022
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Women

words cant describe my love for women , they are so bloody pretty , i would marry a women if i had the chance to , women are love , women are life.
"omg i love women so much , i wanna make out with women"
by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022
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Women's rights

A thing that will not be discovered for a long time.
Bro, what do you mean women's rights don't exist.
by THE9/11CAUSER July 3, 2022
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