Twitter

The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.

Tw-itter

Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"

Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"

Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"

by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020

Twitter

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.

"I cancelled a normal, nice person on Twitter"

by MileClemets November 14, 2021

Twitter

Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.

Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!

You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.

"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"

"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"

"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"

by TheBraceletgirl November 21, 2021

Twitter

Twitter is a place where you can share videos pictures or just share how you're feeling.
Twitter now, is like the new dark web. if you are looking to download Twitter prepare for traumatization!

"Donald Trump just tweeted"
"oh my god did you see the new Twitter video!? she had maggots in her cooch"

by daddyJosi February 13, 2022

Twitter

A copy of hell that is more chaotic

Someone - Hey, let's check Twitter.
Also another someone - You want to see hell?

by me fighting against cringe June 23, 2021

Twitter

a place where people meaninglessly fight online, or look for their favorite porn artist

person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook

Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up

by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022

Twitter

The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".

Ffs Twitter, just shut the fuck up.

by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021