Top Alpha

Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.

Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI

by GAYCHUNGUS August 12, 2022

raw top

Usually pertaining to gay sex, a male who anally penetrates his partner without wearing a condom; bareback

Mike likes barebacking his lover JC as a raw top

by mtelles May 20, 2017

Topping The Sundae

The (possibly sexual) act of vomiting on a partner's genitals. Usually an accident, and always played off as one.

I tried tossing the salad, but I ended up topping the sundae.

by Bud Mutt March 30, 2013

Duffin Top

When a man/womans' muffin top, has a muffin top. A more detailed version would be a double muffin top. but is mostly shortened to Duffin Top. Normally happens when the person tries to stick they're fat in theyre jeans, but still bulges somehow.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that one chick!?
Guy 2: ugh... total duffin top.

by 97k November 20, 2011

Top Borey

A "top story" in you live feed on Facebook that is particularly dull or irrelevant. Often these are ambiguous posts that only the poster can understand, or posts by those people you have never talked to in real life that always invite you to play some Facebook game.

Some girls status post: "Everything happens for a reason, even if we aren't happy about it. And now that you aren't in my life, I don't have to deal with your shit, besides I do better without you.

Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.

by strobe surge November 4, 2011

peen top

The top of a man's penis, visible when his pants or underwear are pulled down too far.

You could totally see Brad's peen top when Joe tried to shank him.

by Redesigner February 21, 2009

Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).

Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.

by Sobo1234 May 22, 2022