Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by OofLord1 October 2, 2018

brystol thomas

A very simple and beautiful girl who will not believe it if you tell her so. She always try’s to have a smile and is so easy to love. She has eyes that make it very easy o stare at all day. She tries to be nice to everyone but will go off if necessary. She can be really sassy so watch out. But that doesn’t matter because you can love her anyway.

Brystol Thomas is the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with.

by secret 24 February 22, 2019

Kara Thomas

Sounds like she’s related to Thomas the train. Knows this joke has been told in elementary school one too many times.

“Ha ha yeah my last name is Thomas like the train, but no I’m not related to him” -Kara Thomas

by Deez bofa February 27, 2019

Michael Thomas 2

An amazing youtuber that makes YouTube videos. He used to have an old channel called “Michael Thomas” that’s why his new one is named “Michael Thomas 2” because it’s the second one. His real name is “Michael Thomas” we don’t have any info if he has a middle name as he never says it. He is a youtuber that is mostly know for his YouTube series “I’m Stranded”

Jack:”hey have you heard of the series I’m stranded on YouTube”
Ryan:” yes, isn’t the person who made it Michael Thomas 2 the YouTuber”
Bryan:” I heard that the 2 means that it’s the second one”

Ryan:”DUH”

by Ifarted November 24, 2020

Maryland Toast

Fancy hipster bread exclusivly served with a big ass soft shell crab from E.A.R.L. in Honolulu, Hawaii, aka the "tummy slappah."

Bruh, that Maryland Toast soft shell crab sandwich is onolicious.

by Jiggysquares December 17, 2020

Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more

Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??

by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021

Btec Timas

Martin

"You're a btec timas fam"

by The4zer0 May 17, 2021