TikTok

A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.

1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…

by RedUnderscore October 4, 2023

TikTok

An app that Destroys Good Juice, Carti, Uzi and other Rap songs by letting some stupid Girls dance to it

-Dude do know this realy underground song by Juice it is called Lucid Dreams i saw it on TikTok

--Dude do know this realy underground Song by Carti its called In New York I Milly Rock

by janhatelife July 26, 2020

TikTok

TikTok is an addict for lonely/ try hard middle and high schoolers. Once you watch a couple TikToks on the fyp you can’t stop watching them and end up spending the whole day scrolling through TikToks

TikTok NO EXAMPLE CAUSE I’M LAZY AF

by boredinthehouse April 22, 2020

TikTok

A gay platform that should not exist in the first place

I deleted TikTok because there was to much faggotism

by scheiß Schwuchtel August 12, 2022

TikTok

The website for cheap thots(TikThots), Terrible How-tos, bad conspiracies, dumb zoomers, terrible trends, bad lip syncs and unfunny "comedians". Also the website for Khaby Lame and Sea Shanties.

Those idiots on TikTok are at it again.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

tiktok

a fun and toxic wasting your time , endless scrolling app
with all the nice charli fans and the toxic ones
and the "horny" 7 year old roblox kids

hey do you have tiktok elenia

duh i wached plenty of slender tiktoks i think i turned slendersexual

fuck off elenia

by pinapple horse January 21, 2022

TikTok

An app that you use if you want to go brain dead.

James: “Hey, how do I get brain dead?”
Dean: “Just go on tiktok and WAM, your brain dead!”

by Higginbooty September 28, 2021