the trumps

When you’ve had bad diarrhea for a significant amount of time and your asshole burns intolerably.

I must have ate something off, because I’ve had the trumps for days.

by Sfjones January 23, 2021

Bible Thumper

A bible thumper is someone that believes in God, someone that reads the bible, someone that quotes the bible, someone that turns to the bible for guidance

Ron Paul is a Bible Thumper because he quotes biblical text in his discussions.

by celticagent October 8, 2009

Thumper Bunny

Someone who is savagely mean, usually of lapine descent.

That guy is one serious Thumper Bunny

by Sourabh Ahuja January 31, 2005

Thumper

One who goes around citing or "thumping" the bible to everyone he or she meets.

Here come those (Mormon or Jehova Witness(insert anoying religion of your choice)) bible thumpers trying to get us to join their cult.

by theantithump November 17, 2006

Millie Thompson

Alternate spelling of Milly Thompson.

"I wish people would decide once and for all whether her name is Millie or Milly Thompson.

by silverarm January 17, 2004

Donkey Thump

An involuntary meeting usually intiated by your supervisor that is generally considered a waste of time. When over it generally leaves one feeling fucked up the ass without the lube.

Five minutes after my shift began my supervisor came to me to talk. I knew that I was in for a donkey thump.

by Sling366 October 1, 2008

Bible Thumper

Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.

She studies the bible so much she must be a great bible thumper.

by therealdeal007 March 6, 2015